Thank you Notes
1. Mumbai Police - Diverting attention from the bill to muzzle internet by bringing a Kid's 'Rave party' on front page
2. Delhi Police - For raising the skirt, I mean bar by getting confession from LUKE and saving me from hiding on failed economy
Salary raises :
Bakara Doott - For making irrelevant statements & saving the attention of Indians from Economy , Jobs, Controlling Internet
Hamam buoy - For making profound statements like 'Big blow to Modi' every time a DOG died in Gujarat , Keep the Bas#@$d busy there
Injured Puppy Nasal twang wife (Oceanic Ghoose) - Making Maomata the real villain of economy in eyes of Public
To Nail :
1. Army chief - Yaar Jab dekho Goliyan mangta rehta hai . Woh to main Public ko de raha hoon usko kahan se doon
2. Smarty Pants Veshti - Quietly shiphon off some documents to Sub Swamy to keep him busy. Wants my chair.. O Main kya Khote to ruk
Flowers:
1. MadamJi - A big bouquet on the death anniversary of her husband. Thank you hai ji for adopting me to warm the Chair for Raul baba
2. Raul baba - Thank you note for doing a great work in UP. Abhi AP, Maha ke life best of luck. Do you want me to buy new shoes & under garments
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